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BIO
Just who the F*ck are they?

A long long time ago, some of the stoner kids from Cheney Junior High started a band so they could score weed and get laid... It was a self-fulfilling prophecy. Thus, Prophacy came to be...

The weed was weak by today's standards, but the young women were fine (women didn't have purple hair or surgical alterations back then) Somewhere between the parties and all of the F*cking, they managed to write some songs that mesmerize people to this day...

 

MUSIC
Frank was right, Music is the Best. It makes everything else better too. It has taken a very very long time to finally be here to proudly say, that sometime in the future, you will be able to listen to (or better yet, Purchase) our music on the internets.

Just Kidding. Gary spent a fortune recording our music. It is mixed and mastered and we paid the government some money to copyright it all.

We're setting up all of the streaming bullsh*t right now, and probably around the middle of March (2024) we will start releasing the songs.

 

VIDEOS
Our manager wants to make a Prophacy movie. It's gonna be real groovy and cool, lots of Beer and Hot Chicks and stuff. We need a bunch of extras for the video shoots. We spent all of our money in the studio so can't pay in cash, but there will be Lots of Beer and it's gonna be Great Fun!

If you're interested in selling your soul, please contact us, and Gary will get back to you.

 

SO WHAT'S NEXT
We're recording another four songs in March, and at the same time we should have all of this other sh*t working. We'll have some time to play live gigs and stuff.

And summer is coming real soon! We will be hanging out at the Lake, drinking Beer, and Enjoying Life... Come Out and Party with us!!! (Bring weed...)